Quotes of the Day...

0 comments Posted by Monkeehanger at 3:40 PM

Actually said on site today...

"It's like the cast of f**king Cocoon round here!"

and

Process Engineer - "Why is that pipeline so long?"

Construction "Because if it was any shorter it wouldn't reach..."

Ha ha....

 

Words fail me!

0 comments Posted by Monkeehanger at 10:48 AM


What a silly beard!


 

This is wrong...but...

1 comments Posted by Monkeehanger at 4:13 PM

Early works photos depicting the new Commissioning Barrel, new supplies arriving for the Bairn and also the new BPA (Bairn Preparation Area).

 

The Bairn's Boudoir

0 comments Posted by Monkeehanger at 4:01 PM

Final preparations where well underway for the imminent summer arrival of the Bairn to Qatar.
 
His luxury site bedsit was today being finished off by some of the finest craftsmen India has to offer.
 
Local boob Bairnard will be looking forward to a half of mango juice in his new abode.

 

Meanwhile, back in Blighty…

0 comments Posted by Monkeehanger at 10:44 AM



JS Writes....

"Meanwhile, back in Blighty…
Iain Cuthbertson is saddened by the distance between himself and Coach Carter.
In the only way he knows how, 'Heed' is reducing the pain by literally 'growing' his gargantuan cranium closer to Mr. Carter. Experts predict that with more d****s (Edited by Admin...ha ha)on Pearl than grains of sand in Qatar, and Heed's current growth rate, he is odds on to re-unite with his long lost loved one approximately 1 month before start-up.
He'll be crying himself ta sleep tanight on his massive pillar; but not for long like, he's getting closer…"


 

Bairnard's a half pint

1 comments Posted by Anonymous at 1:53 PM

Seemed like a nice idea to enjoy the British sunshine on a Thursday afternoon with a trip to the post office. As usual it was pissing down so we sat inside. The first pint went down a treat so I asked if people would like a second. Some accepted. The Bairn, much to everyone's shock, disguct and horror, asked for a half.

I demanded that he drink his half from the glass provided but the youngster hid his embarrasing choice of drink by topping up his as yet unfinished 1st pint (another school girl error!!). Anyway, as he has a bladder the size of an acorn I waited until he went to the toilet, refilled the half pint glass and returned the empties to the bar staff like a good patron.

See Bairn drink. Drink Bairn drink.



 

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